"His view of the world changed ever so slightly
And Santa made sure not to take kissing lightly.
When he dreamt of kissing, he thought of sweet smooches
Not salivating slobberings like from big-lipped pooches.
Yes, when he dreamt of kissing, he thought of a peck -
Like kisses from good folks who say 'Oh, my HECK!'"

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